Hi! This the contact page...for what it's worth. I used to answer questions about Poser, but a few people got upset, and sent me really mean, nasty, hateful letters because I wouldn't just 'give' them magnets, morph targets, and other 3D products that is has taken me, in some cases, years to perfect. It was not a pleasant experience, and I don't want to repeat it. So I will no longer be answering Poser questions, so please don't ask.



If you want to know something about Poser, do what I did: BUY IT!! READ THE BOOK!!! EXPERIMENT!!! I started with Poser 1 back in '92, and have followed all the updates and revisions, learned vertex manipulation/morph targeting, UV Mapping, and texture making. There are literally thousands of Poser products available, but even if you bought them all, there is no 'shortcut'...you simply have to be patient and keep trying.



I don't mean to come accross sounding like a hard-ass, but gee-whiz....I had some freak get mad and send me 'hate mail' for weeks because he had been using Poser for a month, didn't understand the advice I gave him, and got frustrated because he couldn't crank out 'instant porn'! ...some peoples' children.




Here's the best advice I can give anyone about what I do: If you can find it, learn on Poser 4 Pro Pack, it's much simpler to use than the newer versions, and does most of the same stuff. The Poser 5 rendering engine, "Firefly" is nice, but it also has a few very frustrating bugs, and crashes way too often. I rarely use it. As of the latest update: Poser 7 by E-Frontier, I am revising my advice. I still recommend learning on Poser 4 Pro Pack, but Poser 7 is nice. Poser 6 had so many bugs, I quit trying to use it after a few weeks, but the latest revision is fantastic...in a 'production environment'. For the 'casual user', I would still push Poser 4 PP. Learn everything there is to know about the Magnets, and the Grouping Tool and you will be well on your way. You'll need a good 3d app for vertex manipulating, and I couldn't begin to recommend one...there are several dozen available from $50 to the colossal Lightwave for $1600.



And most of all be patient! I've been using this software for over ten years, and I STILL have days where nothing at all turns out like I want it to. Just start a new file, and move on...



Now...before you send an e-mail, here's some answers to FAQ:



I will not give out free, or 'trial memberships' I did that when I first started years ago...so you missed that boat.



I cannot accept Paypal or any other form of payment not listed at Tickets Club. My work is too graphic to meet their content restrictions.



I do not buy artwork or comics. I do not accept applications/solicitations from artists, writers or anything else.



I do not do partnerships or collaborations or anything else like that. If I want some additional input, art or stories, I do the contacting.



I do not do 'commissioned' comics.



If you are writing to ask me to drop theft charges I filed against you for trying to or entering my site illegally, or for posting my work in other places, forget it. Once I go through the trouble of tracing your IP address and filling out the paperwork, I will NEVER drop charges for ANY reason. So...either pay the fine, or don't bend over for the soap.



To cancel your membership or to recover a lost password go here:



Please do not send me stories, or links to stories that you want to see illustrated....I tried that once and nearly got sued, as the guy who wrote to me wasn't the real author...so, I won't be doing that again...ever.

Lastly, due to the oxygen wasting criminal in Alberta, Canada, and the dickless cry-baby in Fargo, North Dakota who e-mailed me a suicide note...all my e-mail is automatically copied to my attorney...so be careful what you ask for....